Look, I’m gonna be honest, I’m REALLY busy. Like, so busy I don’t even bother advertising as I don’t need more work. If you’re here, it’s probably by accident.
You know what they say about chefs not cooking at home? Yeah, it’s kinda the same with graphic designers. Some of the worst websites I’ve built have been for my own businesses. When I’m building a site for a customer, I take care to make sure everything is perfect. I refine the little things – because to me it’s the details that make the difference, but it’s not like that when it’s my own site.
When it’s my own site, I just slap it together and move on. I don’t have time to make it look amazing, I don’t even care if anyone comes to look at it. Take this site for example, this is a crappy template I installed in WordPress just to have something on the page. I don’t even like swans. I don’t even know if they ARE swans.
I was even going to change the title ‘Wildlife’ to something different, but I found that title sufficiently confusing for anyone visiting my site that they may look at it and think ‘hey, this guy is so super dark and-broodingly creative that he uses obscure references to things most people wouldn’t even consider important. This is my guy!’
Nope. Not dark and brooding. Just lazy. Couldn’t be fucked changing it. I’m apparently sticking with the air/earth/water theme from this template as well, because who cares?
Oh look. Another swan.
Yeah, air is nice. Who doesn’t love air? The ol’ O2 as we called it back in the day. Good for breathin’, good for sneezin’.
I’m not really sure what else to say about air other than I’m glad I have some. I would not be glad if I didn’t have some.
I’m not entirely sure what relevance the cows have to the whole ‘Earth’ theme, other than the fact that they’re eating from it. I guess you could call it “nature’s plate”. I’m also a fan of Earth, as it’s a place to call home.
I also enjoy eating cows coincidentally.
Also, Earth is an oblate spheroid bitches. If you believe otherwise, get off my website. I don’t need your kind here.
CRIKEY! WATCH OUT STEVE!